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Invisible House Is Invisible

Oct. 5, 2009

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A lazy Monday morning for me, as the real estate agent has done all my work. From the listing: “This 1243 sqft home features 3 bedrooms upstairs and an open floor plan downstairs. You will be assured low on-going maintenance and upkeep.” Very open floor plan. Very, very open…

Thanks, agent!

P.S. What is it with the open floor plans? Is it code?

(Found By: Drea M)

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You'll Feel A Slight Pinch

Aug. 10, 2009

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You dance divinely, my dear, simply divinely. One and two and three and dip! Wait, wait, come back! I didn’t mean that kind of dip… Sorry, sorry, sorry. It won’t happen again. No need for you to be so crabby… oh, crap.

(Found by Snoskred Avalanch.)

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This is why everyone should wear nametags all the time

Jul. 16, 2009

Man, I hate mingling at parties. I just can’t remember people’s faces… and some parties are so much more difficult that way, like the ones where all the guest are… um… headless.

Found by Jill, a long time ago. You wouldn’t believe how behind I am in my e-mail.

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