
I’m only an amateur zombie hunter, will you consider me?
Found by: Unknown
Via: Pleated Jeans
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I’m only an amateur zombie hunter, will you consider me?
Found by: Unknown
Via: Pleated Jeans

Zombies don’t know how to start forest fires do they? Let’s just hope none of them are smokers and we can ride this out.
Found by: Unknown
Via: www.dailymail.co.uk

Sorry, but today is Wednesday and this house is Not For Sale and you’re just going to have to find some other way to survive the zombie attack. While you’re planning, I’d like to share one of my favorite jokes with you:
Q: What do vegan zombies want?
A: GRAINS.
What next, my pop culture mavens? We, collectively, have enjoyed being fascinated by pirates, zombies, and ninjas in recent years. Next comes… elves? Flensers? HVAC contractors? Maturity?
Found by: Mr Zarquon
Found by: Mr Zarquon
Look out! They’re outside!
Oh no! The rocks are at the door!
After this picture was taken, the zombie rocks made their way upstairs and ATE ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE. But I won’t show you those photos, because they’re gross.
Found By: Kindra
Loveliest comment, by Andrew: LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU! You know all those pet rocks people bought in the ’70s? And then tossed them out? They’re grown, they’re back… and they’re mad.
