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Dinosaurs are Notoriously Sneaky

Apr. 11, 2012

funny real estate - Dinosaurs are Notoriously Sneaky


I’m only an amateur zombie hunter, will you consider me?

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Roll in the Rope Bridge! The Zombies are Coming!

Nov. 7, 2011

funny real estate - Roll in the Rope Bridge! The Zombies are Coming!

Zombies don’t know how to start forest fires do they? Let’s just hope none of them are smokers and we can ride this out.

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NFSWednesday: Tired of Living, Not Quite Dying

Aug. 10, 2011

funny real estate - NFSWednesday: Tired of Living, Not Quite Dying

Sorry, but today is Wednesday and this house is Not For Sale and you’re just going to have to find some other way to survive the zombie attack. While you’re planning, I’d like to share one of my favorite jokes with you:

Q: What do vegan zombies want?

A: GRAINS.

What next, my pop culture mavens? We, collectively, have enjoyed being fascinated by pirates, zombies, and ninjas in recent years. Next comes… elves? Flensers? HVAC contractors? Maturity?

Found by: Mr Zarquon

Found by: Mr Zarquon

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Night of the Living Rocks

Jan. 7, 2010

Funny Real Estate Listing - House Getting Its Rocks Off

Look out! They’re outside!

Funny Real Estate Listing - House Getting Its Rocks Off

Oh no! The rocks are at the door!

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After this picture was taken, the zombie rocks made their way upstairs and ATE ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE. But I won’t show you those photos, because they’re gross.

Found By: Kindra

Loveliest comment, by Andrew: LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU! You know all those pet rocks people bought in the ’70s? And then tossed them out? They’re grown, they’re back… and they’re mad.

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